>> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jason bateman, and music from action bronson. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. don't drink alcohol while taking quviviq or drive or operate heavy machinery until you feel fully alert. on October 1, 2022. right now, jason bateman. i mean, i think that's what they call a bronx bachelor party. i got reading glasses but i don't want to pull them out. [ cheers and applause ] and almost all of you were kind enough to leave a message in our "summer guest host yearbook" for 2022. do not take quviviq if you have narcolepsy. a judge that he appointed granted his request to assign a special master to review the documents and put the investigation on hold. - quite the commercial. [ cheers and applause ] m office muchas gracias. we had a lot of costumes, a lot of ideas forby yare more. [ laughter ] speaking of going away, trump is in serious legal trouble. plus find out how to get up to a $650 prepaid card with a qualifying bundle. >> turns out the brutal kidnapping -- >> why did you lie? and since it's legal in new york now, we thought it would be fun to try here in our first-ever brooklyn edition of "who's high?" you don't actually do that? >> jimmy: you're going robert, i'm going moira. >> jimmy: you think? [ laughter ] this is so much better than l.a., just move to new york. way into it. who put her in this scene? on Hulu WATCH NOW Latest Clips See All 12:47 >> jimmy: it's fun to watch a show where people are actually good at doing something. adults lost up to 14 pounds. discover the power of 3 in the ozempic tri-zone. when i got to work this morning, all the rats in the neighborhood lined up and gave me a big round of applause. all right. Informed people know that Fox News Channel's Greg Gutfeld is stomping all over Late Night. >> yeah. >> here in brooklyn, we had -- aoc. actually, there's a few comcast business offers the fastest, reliable network the protection of security edge and the most reliable 5g network. what did you have? Tuesday, 20 September 2022 03:36 PM EDT. before you're six feet underground. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll hold it up. then he sits down on the couch, we're doing the "smartless" thing out here. >> look at this fish, jason baseman catching a fish. >> jimmy: you want to hang around. can i say [ bleep ]? >> tonight, vanishing act. 12 Sep 2022 0 3:33 In the late night ratings wars, Disney's left-wing Jimmy Kimmel is now losing to TWO Fox News programs. >> guillermo: i said -- >> jimmy: you never suggested this. [ laughter ] >> i don't buy that. >> dear jimmy. >> let's see here. [ laughter ], >> jimmy: still mad, you've got to go with it. i don't usually like unusual pizzas. >> your little son. i did that. i know what you're going to say. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good. In an interview with Insider . [ laughter ] but i was prepped for stuff like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's never too soon? we make sit-down chicken stand-up chicken backyard chicken oops chicken lots-a-time chicken no-time chicken. >> god bless. >> i'm proud of you, too. [ laughter ] this is while we were doing "silver spoons" at universal. the only driving i see is people. FB Twitter Linkedin Google+ Youtube Instagram. Nevertheless, Greg Gutfelds Gutfeld! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, great, all right. why are you doing stuff for the book if you don't know jesus?" >> i'll let you know. >> i'm sure it wasn't funny because he's not funny. with every-other-month cabenuva, i'm good to go. 1 min read. and cry. Musical Guest Paul Simon Airdate: Friday September 30, 2022 at 23:35 on ABC Season 2022 Episode 123 Jimmy Kimmel Live features a diverse lineup of guests that include celebrities, athletes, musical acts, comedians and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band. prilosec otc one pill, 24 hours, zero heartburn. >> they don't come off. >> no potatoes or something? he is host of "lego masters." for a hero in sheepshead bay >> meet my courteous staff. >> jimmy: they are super into it. very quick story on that. [ cheers and applause ] fall moments made easy. [ laughter ] >> like 26 minutes from downtown. overactive wake signals. ready to treat your hiv in a different way? it's friday night dinner. TV Archive tell your doctor if you have liver problems or mental health concerns, and if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or considering pregnancy. >> i might be the only person still alive on that. >> jimmy: you're going around the world? you own it with your line. i fell in love with it, i got really, really into it. >> jimmy: two pizzeria bianco, trotto -- >> panni, a sandwich shop, and. [ cheers and applause ] to his wife, nicole. >> i do love it. oh, you think you're too cool to drink regular dr pepper. >> does he still look like galileo? ryan's the guy who actually caught it. >> jimmy: i think people forget how many -- i know i don't forget because i am constantly. [ cheers ] [ applause ] >> nothing better than asking an audience. [ cheers and applause ] this week, we've got all new shows, we're back at it with brie larson, kenan thompson, josh duhamel, simon cowell, and ralph macchio, with music from macklemore and youngblood. so bring them in, people you found on the street today. who the special master will be, we do not know. DHLTV. ABC/Disney should try this. Hunter Ingram (@hunter_wesley) September 13, 2022 Backstage, Brunson said she didn't mind too much. civilian life sucks, right? classified information, you should go to jail for that for many, many years. morning side park. No Comments. tomorrow night, brie larson and josh duhamel with music from macklemore. >> jimmy: you did, all right. >> jimmy: they didn't? >> yeah.im: aad >> my mother worked out with mr. t's trainer. >> he's the most famous and the dumbest? and it looks fine. career, and family and finances and mental health. And yes, Kimmel is not only losing to one Fox News show, hes losing to TWO: Gutfeld! [ laughter ] we have a team of people that keeps us smart and from getting hit by traffic. [ laughter ] it's 9,000 degrees. donald trump versus the united states of america. every day. [ cheers and applause ] >> what a treat this is. >> you have this beautiful blond mom of two who all of a sudden had vanished. >> jimmy: you know? but it's good to be back in this disgusting building next to a burned-out baja fresh. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. >> yeah, she -- that was his -- that was his kind of claim to his own fame, which he painted the dogs for president johnson. because he did -- >> yeah, it's very nerve-racking. jimmy sent me that photo on a chain. we'll be back with chris bianco! [ applause ] she did. legal, give it up for legal weed, everybody! Bet they would. jason bateman is here. The following year, without any host, Oscar ratings jumped nine percent over the previous year. 26 is a money grab that doesn't guarantee a cent for non-gaming tribes. it means the biggest danger in the world, nuclear weapons. i get why they're doing it, but has there ever been a situation in the history of the world where one of the job requirements is, you must have sold an eighth of purple earkle to an undercover cop? >> [ bleep ]. we are back. [ laughter ] she's a rare teacher with no pupils. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know, we get that a lot. you know, insomnia. >> jimmy: that's right, and they all love jimmy's famous heroes. >> jimmy: that you did not respond to at all, in any way. >> i didn't know what it was. jimmy goes on vacation. China Invaded Us Years Ago, Didnt You Notice?). Bryce Dallas Howard said she cut her bags "three inches too short" before appearing on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" in 2017. . see you tomorrow. Third place was the faltering Jimmy Fallon on NBCs once unstoppable Tonight Show with only 1.183 million viewers. even though you're right. By Ryan Dillon. it's super, super fun. >> no, you're not. >> jimmy: are you fighting crime out there? >> oh. >> jimmy: he's getting into the documentary section on netflix. his super popular podcast called "smartless," let the batemania run wild. September 29, 2022 9:45 AM ET. cook it up, stretch it out. ask your doctor how lasting remission can start with stelara. you don't look like that and smoke weed regularly. mika's the best. you love doing this show. a bunch of dead guys made up work, way back when. brad pitt. >> oh, i know. that's nice. with models that fit anyer lifestyle. The two teams haven't squared off since 1994, but they share unique history because legendary head coach Jim Sweeney led both programs for a time. [ laughter and applause ] moira? [ laughter ] sick son of a bitch. i'm karen. so please join us for all that. >> jimmy: i said, wow, that's great you guys are producing it. all 114 pages. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah? trump's pal putin has issued a. new travel ban for 25 americans, banned for life, including the secretary of commerce, six u.s. senators, and ben stiller and sean penn. >> that was pretty good, right? at jimmy's famous heroes! Last weeks ratings news was especially humiliating for anyone not named Gutfeld and most especially humiliating for Jimmy Kimmel, who can now be accurately described as ratings poison. "Being invited to host the Oscars for . [ laughter ] i would say, you know -- but you wouldn't. people 50 and older with at least 1 heart disease risk factor have higher risks. come on, my friend, you ca do pthis. >> he called you recount, dracula. i'll never go away again. if you travel, you know. and sometimes there's not a word. music from action bronson. >> jimmy: poor barron must have been freaking out. i think i was projecting my insecurities on your soda. Friday, 26 August 2022. >> dear jimmy, thanks for letting me guest host your show. >> guillermo: yeah. >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: when i was a pizza delivery boy would i would get lost, which was every single time, i'd turn the heater on and hold the pizza up to the heater in my car so that it seemed like the pizza was still hot when i handed the customer the pizza. announcer: type 2 diabetes? hi, what's your name? we used tech to become team amani. is the King of Late Night. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you think, jeff? >> jimmy: what do you mean, the rosery? i know you had a lot of stuff. rinvoq can lower your ability to fight infections, including tb. because he made the smart choice to shop with ikea, with new benefits for ikea family members, including 5% off all eligible purchases in-store. loved doing your show. >> robert, super high, drink some orange juice and lay down. [ laughter ] if that wasn't enough, i got another shout-out from that guy who had that press conference nex to the dildo shop. can i get an amen? and he was very chatty with my mother. >> jimmy: it will be fine. "I think he's wearing the wrong color hood," the host said, commenting on his black hoodie and right-wing ties. >> we'd dominate. Search the history of over 766 billion [ laughter ] if you're one of those people who just really loves emissions, don't worry, those factories on the jersey turnpike, they're still going to be burning tires or bodies or whatever the hell that smell is for many, many years to come. that's a lay-up there. and pizzeria bianco at the row in downtown l.a. thank you, chris. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he never pays, that's his secret. (vo) we are cyclists. Last night (December 8), Texas native Charley Crockett brought his refreshing take on country music to the late-night circuit as he performed his song "I'm Just A Clown" on Jimmy Kimmel Live. i'm great with kids. he's the host of "lego masters." [ cheers ] or as my therapist calls it, running away from your problems. >> guillermo: you're going to make me a sandwich? >> jimmy: what? >> hey, gimme my salad! [ cheers and applause ] well, yeah, you got kids in school, that's not so easy when you're a dad, is it? i think i would like to solve. Home of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, YouTube Challenges and the rest of your favorite viral late night videos. Its just not his ratings over at ABC/Disney that suck. [ cheers ] you were adorable. i mean, just watching people do that, watching adults build lego, is the best. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. >> wouldn't that be a streaming teen? "hey, jason!" >> we're doing this thing. it's delicious. Stop Making Me Defend Jimmy Kimmel! which is so strange. pass it over to will, will you? [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. >> never. you saying move to new york. He first rose to prominence as a co-host on Comedy Central's "Win Ben Stein's Money" from 1997 to 2000 and then "The Man Show . he was in and out of good times, you know. [ laughter ] and he'll probably win again. if you switch to cabenuva, attend all treatment appointments. [ laughter ] good. >> jimmy: i've played baseball with lou ferigno as well. >> go ahead. [ laughter ] no, i spent a lot of time with the kids this summer. >> that is her actual size. ultimate endless shrimp is back, now with argentine red shrimp. >> yeah it sounds strange. >> abel, when he was 7, he started -- like, i knew when he first said to a friend of mine, he was 7. he actually burned them. for max strength nighttime relief, nyquil severe: with low prices and great deals, back to school's easy. >> more dispensaries in l.a. than starbucks. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> what if i pass on all of them? No one who wants to keep working in the fascist entertainment industry would dare appear on Gutfeld! [ laughter ] like, a thousand times easier. this video i think captures a lot of what makes new york so great. yes, on 27. >> jimmy: were you really? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. >> it's called the rosa -- it's called the rosa, yeah. EnjoyJimmy Kimmel Live! >> botox. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. >> it was not just my home that. the choice is clear yes on prop 27. what's the difference between prop 26 and prop 27? Instead of wasting all that money broadcasting Jimmy Kimmels ratings poison, they should broadcast nothing. it's definitely for the best. McDaniel responded, news flash Bill, your partys doing that just fine. [ cheers and applause ] then later, we're going to go out on the street to guess who is stoned and who is not in a special brooklyn edition of "who's high?" >> because they have the best sushi here. i'm sure for you too. you guys didn't invite me on vacation. listen to what our satisfied customers have to say. >> i'll go -- i guess i got to go with bobby sunglasses. ABC September 23, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT this item is currently being modified/updated by the task: derive Actress Quinta Brunson; actor Ismael Cruz Crdova; Kane Brown performs. >> rome wasn't built in a day. September 13, 2022 12:45 PM ET Font Size: Jimmy Kimmel is facing backlash over his Emmy skit with Will Arnett on Monday, with fans claiming he stole the thunder from Quinta Brunson during her big win. oh, there you are. [ laughter ] you know, i tell you, there are a lot of things when you're not, on the air that you see that make you wish you were. i started doing carson, i got stuck. we are here with jason bateman. want me to keep going? we're doing this thing with amp, a new service that you can get a new app that you can listen to all audio, and it's me and mika hocken, two-time formula 1 champion. this will take effect starting in 2035. if we make it to 2035. The Fresno State Bulldogs will close out the 2022 season with an appearance in the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl on December 17, where they will battle the Pac-12's Washington State Cougars. Kimmel previously helmed the ceremony in 2017 and 2018. as we love to bring our parents down to normal. >> how are yo marcelo. progress that moves you. estado dorado. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. on September 7, 2022, right now on jimmy kimmel, will arnett. >> well, this is a late show. [ laughter ] in pennsylvania over the weekend, trump explained to the maga faithful that this isn't just about him stealing documents, this is about them stealing documents too. >> yeah. be honest. >> jimmy: look at that. every time you call her she says what? it's two injections from a healthcare provider. it's a lot of fun. oh, yeah, that's right, a rat. >> oh, hey. did i get too good at plugging stuff? and almost took him down. because we knew it was legal, but there's nowhere to buy it legally. [ laughter ] >> how's everything going? and finally -- we have? he did. >> oh, you have to go to school to be a veterinarian. Jimmy Kimmel Live! >> baby, better hold. >> jimmy: he's got a newt restaurant here. means you would reach hundreds of thousands more customers. >> oh, yeah. i think it was a steak from peter lugar. [ cheers and applause ] >> sal: jimmy. and some woman put her head behind the curtain and i was walking back to my dressing room. knocked right off his feet with a punch. with cleto and the cletones. >> tonight it's -- tonight i just -- asparagus omelette, a nice asparagus omelette. it's usually gotcha, and let's watch -- you know, give them lots of booze and watch them wreck their lives. we'll scale up, and we'll scale down . >> fantastic, great. Kimmel hosted the Oscars into record-low ratings. >> how come? [ laughter ] for real. [clapping] shhh. >> i got my hands on the rosary. Charley Crockett Bobby Cochran*. new housing units in all 58 counties, including: permanent supportive housing, tiny homes communities, project roomkey supportive hotel units and intensive mental health and addiction treatment. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give the people what they want already. everybody will. >> weird. more on that soon. >> it's like "fantasy island" meets little italy. >> jimmy: that sounds terrible. Kimmel is the longest-working of all current late-night talk show hosts in the United States, following Conan O'Brien 's retirement from hosting a late-night program. [ laughter ] iliza shlesinger and judd apatow. >> jimmy: wow, jimmy, isn't it great to be amongst so many jimmys? >> jimmy: hi, mary, how are you? A perfect example is the Oscars. that's it. hopefully you noticed. was raided last month. stelara may increase your risk of infections, some serious, and cancer. the most common side effects are headaches and sleepiness. Friday, September 02, 2022: Jerrod Carmichael, Jeanie Buss, Grace Ives, guest host Desus Nice (R 8/15/22) we've got an old-fashioned slide projector. you go to jail for that. and even did a deep and ugly search of the room of my 16-year-old son. [ laughter ] new year's no way to get it. >> jimmy: christopher, are you in the fitness industry? [ laughter ] >> who likes to drink more alcohol, people in new york or l.a.? who says you can't get everything you want? >> great idea. [ laughter ] there's so much nature here. i think i won. >> jimmy: what do matt dillon, the kid author from "little big shots," and assembly member stevens have in common? >> i'm so deep on being mad about it. >> oh, boy. be right back. taking an entire summer off to do hypnotherapy seems drastic, but adult bed-wetting is a serious issue. i'm so glad we met all those years ago in the bathroom line at the emmys right before you ruined the evening with your explosive diarrhea. >> i don't want to say i'm high yet, but i was high when i. agreed to come on here. >> jimmy: what would you guys do together? >> jimmy: you aren't high but you are annoying, mary. check. yeah. i'll tell them you're my grandpa. what are you doing? i remember my mother being between me and bill. laugh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how about "count drunkula," you like that better? >> jimmy: oh. i got to get out of this. give me a hero i'm holding out. make connections. you're not on a network, you'd be teamless, we'd have to give you a show of some kind. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no one, no one loves the roar of the crowd more than you -- >> than will arnett. don't share needles or pens, or reuse needles. thank you, guillermo. and a chance to visibly repair the colon lining. >> okay, yeah. just this -- the five rows right there, that's it. Emmys 2022: Jimmy Kimmel apologizes to 'Abbott Elementary' star's Quinta Brunson for 'dumb comedy bit' - 6abc Philadelphia jimmy kimmel live Jimmy Kimmel apologizes to Quinta Brunson. >> sal: all right, don't scream. Repeat of Aug 24 2022. Everything Kimmel touches turns to ratings death. >> what are you doing? and that's how i got to meet mr. t. it's just so random. the massive search. they don't like you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you to all our neighbors here for letting us descend upon your city like a swarm of alcoholic lanternflies. >> jimmy: you check your schedule, we'll get another chair in case you can. you know the best way to travel is with the same three dudes you've known since 3rd grade. you really turned it around. i was mortified to hear all this. you know him from "ozark," "arrested development," "silver, spoons," you name it, he was on it. who says rising costs means lowering the bar? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and david letterman, which is -- >> you had david letterman on. >> jimmy: did they like being part of the documentary? and we'll be right back with will arnett. please, relax, it's very nice. worsening depression including suicidal thoughts may occur. it's ridiculous. we come from uganda, rwanda, kenya.tional university. i wish i was, i'm just not bright. that's totally target. i think you're going to be good at this game. >> hosting your show, not my. I was very excited to go out to Brooklyn tonight at rush hour for the taping of "Jimmy Kimmel Live." . and Fox News @ Night. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by hotels.com where you can find your perfect subway. Marc Maron. season 3 comes back september 21st on fox. >>, no, get outta here. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, thankfully -- can't spell it. [ laughter ] >> hey, jimmy-kins, it was so much fun hosting your show out of drag. i was lucky enough to have fantastic people filling in for me. >> jimmy: why is it called the rosa? >> so good. The following episodes are scheduled to air the week ofSept. 5-9(subject to change): Monday, Sept. 5 Guest Host Nikki Glaser Danny DeVito ("Little Demon"), Jameela Jamil ("She Hulk: Attorney at Law"), Musical Guest Ingrid Andress, Tuesday, Sept. 6 Will Arnett ("Lego Masters"), Chris Bianco ("Chef's Table: Pizza" and Pizzeria Bianco), Musical Guests Goo Goo Dolls, Wednesday, Sept. 7 Brie Larson ("Growing Up" and "Remembering"), Josh Duhamel ("Bandit"), Musical Guest Macklemore, Thursday, Sep. 8 Simon Cowell ("America's Got Talent"), Ralph Macchio ("Cobra Kai"), Friday, Sept. 9 Kenan Thompson ("74th Primetime Emmy Awards"), Joe Buck ("Monday Night Football"), Musical Guest Yungblud. >> did somebody say wraps? i want to thank our crew, iatse local number four, the staff here at b.a.m. you reach for the really good stuff. we'll start with the gentleman in the white jacket there. [ laughter and applause ] and that was the totally not bummer summer of trump! >> that's smart. michael was there to see him. >> the desperate search for a missing mother in california. [ cheers and applause ] which is interesting. >> jimmy: so you -- >> don't i seem like i would be a formula 1 fan? and you, gecko, go: [gecko impression] bundling your home and car insurance could save you hundreds! and then the neighbors are like, heh? a little girl's like [girl impression] hi gecko! - huh? [ cheers and applause ] then later, this is their new album "chaos in bloom." "nightline" is next. it's the moment in time where things come together. [ cheers and applause ] this is, like -- i mean, if you guys could see the situation in l.a. you guys wouldn't get it. all right. Kimmel has come a long way from his more everyman, apolitical persona. >> am i really good at this? thank you. lasting, steroid-free remission. we both do. on the Internet. >> whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop. >> see you later. ABC. and now, jimmy kimmel! i like to vost it, vost it my vitamins can boost it i like to vost it, vost it we like to vost it. >> hey, it's yours truly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? why don't we take a break. >> anthony -- there you are, i need you to come and help me clean my toilet. welcome to fun dining. some serious allergic reactions. crunching gave me resting fun face. i'll call you later after i'm done with the show, tell you how it goes. [ applause ] >> jimmy: jimmy fallon, what are you doing here? >> no. "lok at this, we've got a magician over here, he's got a card trick going." i didn't realize this. [ cheers and applause ] my cousin sal is on the street outside b.a.m. >> why couldn't she have said that at the beginning? Put another way; people preferred No Host At All to Jimmy Kimmel. repeat! #EMMYs . >> plus our trip into bucha. abecause what is this, if not pure unbridled passion? Tommy's Office Hookup Brings The Roof Down | Barstool Rundown September 1, 2022. ask your doctor if it's right for you. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] finally, our third period is? you've got juice here. People are furious at Jimmy Kimmel for taking the moment away from Quinta Brunson as she collected her Emmy Award for Abbott Elementary, saying his behaviour was 'rude'. >> we feel that we are, ABC September 6, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT. so we do this post-race show. by Roger Friedman - September 30, 2022 12:09 am. >> lou: to learn more about the 2022 dr pepper tuition give-away, go to drpeppertuition.com. >> jimmy: very good, yeah. >> jimmy: your mom, i think we have a picture of your mom here. Search the history of over 766 billion you think? abc news obtaining surveillance of russian soldiers. >> we are grandma jimmys. thanks to will arnett. The following episodes are scheduled to air the week of Nov. 28-Dec. 2 (subject to change): Monday, Nov. 28 Kimmel is another beneficiary of left-wing affirmative action. Through the summer, Kimmel decided to take a big chunk of time off, which means the show has been hosted by a series of guests since June 20, with some reportedly yet to come like Byer, Simu Liu, and Jeff Goldblum. >> that's "love boat." [ laughter ] >> jimmy, that is so classic you. while we were in brooklyn this week, i found a small business fountain in sheepshead bay very close to when are i grew up. >> yeah, we know him. >> salami. it's classified information. you were very nice enough to come on when we were in l.a. and it's like -- it's an hour a week. it just blows our mind that people are listening to it, let alone come out live for it. it was the hopes and dreams of every citizen we've been fighting for since the moment i came down the golden escalator. >> giving him advice. why don't we bring that back? >> the other day we're hanging out. circling around, looking for parking spots. >> jimmy: all right. the audi e-tron family. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, okay. [ laughter ] mika. >> jimmy: that's a great idea, do you have your phone with you? ricardo man taliban. she said, among other things, he, physically attacked one of his own secret service agents and threw his lunch at the wall, smearing ketchup all over the presidential dining room. guillermo was there, cleto was there, it was quite an event. Were coming into Halloween. a bird of prey, a hawk, on the garbage -- jumps in, roots around a little bit. i was in, out, clearly there wasn't a lot of research done there. [ laughter ] >> how much does she drink? welcome to fun dining. >> l.a. >> how come? >> christopher bomba. Jimmy Kimmel Chose The Wrong Time To Make A Bad Joke At The Emmys. [ laughter ] you know, unique as new york is, it seems every day it's becoming more like california. >> try not to crush it. >> jimmy's fame purchase heroes, 1786, sheepshead bay road, just around the corner from doody home centers. my son kevin got married this weekend. i'm trying to save this squirrel. actually, this morning she called me. it's plugged in right over there. i love that i get to do it. >> are you afraid of gluten? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were -- >> buoyed that he even know who i was. here with the song "yeah, i like you," goo goo dolls! every visit. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "cocodrillo turbo." you guys for coming. The insufferable Stephen Colbert on CBS came in second with only 1.315 million viewers. i forgot about that. you don't know what i'm going to ask you. imagine being a 16-year-old, the fbi goes through your bedroom. but someday when anyone can be in any room and everyone can compete we'll go much farther. but first, their album is "chaos in bloom." >> jimmy: do you think he's ever seen the show? >> jimmy: yeah, hit the phone -- >> bianco, on the then -- oh my. all electric, all mercedes. >> never. thank you. but what if a school could be there for all of you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, there. >> jimmy: it's not usually the way it goes. hold on you're a night manager and mom. >> jimmy: robert what do you do for a living? Jimmy Kimmel RUINED Quinta Brunson's onstage pictures! monkeypox spread. just the pride of winning. >> call me, let me know. >> jimmy: it's never too soon. >> never met him, but oh, i'd love to. hip the bible up by calling it "the book." that's the highest stage. your name is? our next guest is the yoda of pizza and james beard restaurateur of the year. 1 Late-Night Talk Show Among . [ laughter ] you get your clock cleaned financially. >> who's the dumbest person in new york? i was very shocked he said yes. >> smoked turkey. This material may be protected by copyright law (Title 17 U.S. Code). don't say, is your friend jason, then say something about -- you know what i mean? 1. >> jimmy: for you it was just pilot season and that's it, right? of course, jeff. Also: a performance by Charley Crockett. very simple. >> jimmy: yes, visiting. there's a reason comcast business powers more businesses with every-other-month than any other provider. don't take ozempic if you or your family ever had medullary thyroid cancer, or have multiple endocrine neoplasia syndrome type 2, or if allergic to it. @GregGutfeld @DanaPerino (Tue)2@StephenAtHome3@JimmyFallon4@11thHour @SRuhle5@FoxNewsNight @ShannonBream @GillianHTurner (Wed-Thu) @KevinCorke (Fri)6@JimmyKimmel7@Nightline8@JKCorden9@SethMeyers@DonLemon pic.twitter.com/NPbb5iCZSJ. mar-a-lardo did score a victory yesterday. >> what investigators think is new evidence of russian atrocities. 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